Post Hibernation

I decided to stop hibernating and returning to my blog :D (courtesy my active mind that leads me to the darkest and brightest of the Internet) I don't really have anything to opine on (for a change, yeah!). I've been observing things for the past few months and as always my mind's been moving on a fastrack...if things are the way they should be..the usual p's and q's...the works. So, I decided to draw up a tentative list of apprehensions! (No kidding!!). Here we go:

1. Rose-tinted view of the world pisses me off. People who mock age-old conventions and feign modernity amuse me. (Read: skin tight jeans, gay rights, bollywood taking over the world, free democracy.)

2. Extravagant Indian weddings are a major turn-off. The only things missing our jugglers, trapeze artistes (what with them buffoons getting the weirdo actors to 'perform' at weddings), McDonalds Burgers/Zinger Burgers (Take your pick).

3. Vegetarianism in the 21st century is a blatant myth. Accept it, considering animal bones are used in jams, goat milk is used in lipsticks :D da da da da da

4. People who 'hate' books. God save them...

5. Mobile lingo is a curse to humanity.

6. NDTV Goodtimes (so called good times)has to be the one of the weirdest lifestyle channels around! All I see is an 'aunty'-cum-s'xy mama demonstrating aerobics or salsa and going 1-2-3-4 endlessly..or a guy/man and a girl/woman cooking away to glory using the most obnoxious of ingredients (even Spencers doesnt store them!) all day long. Pity!

7. Orkut trying its best to copy facebook is the biggest blooper in the history of social networking.

8. People taking up quizzes on facebook. LAME.

9. India is the largest democracy of illiterates... HA HA HA..India shining, anyone? Mera Bharat Mahan?

10. Illiterates + bad drivers for sure! I've experienced a surge in my road rage mapping :-\ not good...not at all.

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